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Hello Readers. Sorry I Haven't Been Updating As Much. Im In The Middle Of A Move (To Florida) So Im Gonna Be Posting Mobile, If It Lets Me. But Again Sorry For The Delay. Don't Shoot...

Congratulations

RECAP: Okay on the last episode, the fam was eating Thanksgiving dinner- all except Bey that is. When Jay asked her was she okay she ran to the bathroom and puked everywhere. Jay explained to the family how she may have had the stomach virus but Bey told him she may be pregnant. Bey was hysterical because she wasn't ready for a baby so Jay gave her a lil talk and made her feel a little better...HERE WE GO

The next morning Jay called for a doctor to come and check Bey out. The rest of the family went out for breakfast. 

Jay: Baby, the doctor said she'll be here in about ten mins

Bey: *putting on her clothes* Okay baby *kisses him* Thank you again for last night. I really needed that talk. 

Jay: Anytime ma, you know I'm here for you 

Bey: *smiles at him*

(Ding, Dong)

Jay: That must be Dr. Treece. I'll get it *goes to get the door* Dr. Treece, Thanks for stopping by on such short notice.

Dr. Treece (I'ma Call Her DT): It's my pleasure.

Bey: *coming down the stairs* Hi Dr. *shakes her hand* It's nice to meet you.

DT: Nice to meet you too, so how are you feeling?

Bey: Better, I'm not as nauseous today

DT: Okay well thats good. I'm just gonna check you out and make sure everything is okay and then I'm gonna give you the test okay?

Bey: Okay

The doctor checked Bey, asked her a few questions and then gave her the test. Jay was just sitting in the corner anxious. Bey was too but she really tried to hid it.

DT: Okay, Beyoncé. The test is finished.

Bey: Wellll

DT: *Looks at the test* Congratulations , you are indeed pregnant

Beys face lit up

Bey: *smiling hard* I'm gonna have a baby?!?!? I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY! *Tears up* Jay, We're gonna have a baby!!

Jay: *sits with his mouth open, but saying nothing* ^_^ *thinking* OHHH SHIT, WERE GONNA HAVE A BABY!

DT: Well I have to get going now. Congratulations again

Bey: *wiping her tears and walking to the door* Thank you so much, Doctor. *closes the door* 

Jay: *walks up to bey and hugs her tight, fighting back tears*

Bey: *crying on his shoulders* We're having a baby

(A Few hours later)

The fam bam comes home from breakfast [and lunch, brunch]

MT: Jayy, Beyyy, we're home.

Bey: *coming down the stairs, smiling* Hey everybody

Everybody: Hey Bey

Chelle: Bey you look pretty today, you feeling better?

Bey: Yes much better *smiles*

Kelly: You're smiling extra hard today *leans forward and whispers* You had wake up sex this morning?

Bey:*laughs* No, you are a mess

Julez: Where uncle jj, BB?

Jay: *coming down the stairs* I'm right here lil man, wassup?

Julez: nuffin, jush chillin'

Jay: aight, I feel you *laughs*

Bey: Okay, everybody, can ya'll sit down? Jay and I have something to tell you guys.

*everyone sits*

Angie: What's this about?

Bey: Well, um, *grabs Jay's hand and looks at him* We're gonna have a baby *smiles*

MT: Awwww OMG! *Gets up and hugs them* I knew it. I was having dreams about fish and I was hoping it for wasn't missy pooh over ther again *points at Solo* Im So Happy for you guys!

Bey: Thank you mama

Kyra: *in tears* Omg My BeyBey is gonna have a baby, a real live baby!!! *Runs and hugs Bey and Jay* Dang Jay you finally let one loose huh?

Jay: *laughing* Forget you Kyra

Everyone else goes up and hugs Jay and Bey and congratulates them.

Solo: Finally I'm gonna have a niece or nephew to spoil rotten *rubs Bey's stomach*

Julez: Auntie BB?

Bey: Yeah lil man?

Julez: It's a baby in you tum-ach?

Bey: Yes it is

Julez: How did it get there?

Bey: Ummm how did it get here?

Julez: Yesh?

Bey: It's funny you ask *fakes laughs* Umm 

Julez: Did you eat it?

Bey: *laughs* Yes, yes I did 

Julez: *laughs* Silly Auntie BB, You not eat da baby

Bey: Okay no I didn't *laughs* but when you get a little older, maybe you're mom will tell you how it got there. *Looks at Solo*

Solo: Hey, don't put me in this, he asked you *laughs*

Bey: Whatever *lol*

Jay: How about we all go out to dinner tonight? My treat..

Renay: Shoot that's all you had to say. Of course we're going if it's your treat

Solo: I'm with Renay *laughs*

Jay: Shame, well I'll make the reservations and ya'll just get ready to spend my money *laughs*

Kyra: You ain't said nothing but a word Jigga. Kelly and Ty can ya'll help me pick out a outfit? *smiles*

Kelly And Ty: Okay

Ty: Code Word: Can you help me make Bey's clothes fit me? lol

Kyra: Ty you know me so well, lets go *grabs them and run up the stairs*

  (At Dinner)

Bey: Kyra, did you have to wear my favorite orange dress? (The One From Freakum Dress Video, Ya'll Know The One)

Kyra: Well duh Bey, I told you when you had it on in the video I was gonna take it. And you know Trey (Songz)  birthday coming up so I'm taking another one. 

Bey: *laughs* Just know I want my dress, that one, back in my closet when we get home...

Kyra: Yeah, *chuckles* Like THAT will happen...

Jay: ANYWAYSSSSSSSSS

Kelly: Thank you Jay, cause you know they can go on and on.

Mt: Well Jay, have you and Bey planned a date for the wedding yet?

Jay: No, we're both busy with our careers. You know Bey is doing "Obsessed" and I'm working on my album. We just figured we are gonna just wait, you know until we get things organized. But now that she's pregnant, we're gonna have to speed it up just a lil.

Mt: Yeah, well that's still good. Maybe after ya'll get married, ya'll can take a break.  Ya'll both really deserve it.

Jay: Yeah maybe, we'll see

They talk and enjoy dinner then head back home.

Angie: *flops down on the couch* OOO That food was good. Thanks Jay

Jay: Its no problem, you know that.

Angie: Well I'm gonna hit the sack, I'm so tired.

Kelly and Michelle: Me too

Kyra: Worst case of "Itis" everrrr!  Night sugafoots! *drags herself upstairs*

Renay: Yess, goodnight everybody

Solo: WTH? It's only 9:30, ya'll suck...

Bey: Solo, shut up, you'll be sleep in a minute to so hush

Solo: *thinks* Yep you right, I'm hushing

Mt: *with Julez sleep on her shoulder* Goodnight *goes upstairs*

Everyone goes their separate ways and goes to bed.

(4:30 A.M)

 *Jay's phone rings*

Jay: *picks up phone and answers with his eyes closed* Hello?

Woman: Hey baby...

TBC************************************************************************************


NOW WHO TF COULD THAT BE?!?!?!?!?

Um.. Baby

MT: *Walks in the front room* Dinners re--- *sniffs* Whooo chile, what died in here?
Kyra: Jay's insides... OMG!!
MT: Ooo Lawd *walks back in the kitchen*

Everyone runs in the kitchen behind her. Jay tried to come in until Angie and Solo stop him.

Solo: Wait, Whooooa where you going?
Jay: I'm coming to eat like everyone else.
Angie: Uh Uhn, no, you're going to go freshen up cause I honestly think you shitted on yourself.
Jay: *laughs* I'm okay, you act like you ain't never had gas. *walks around them and sits next to Bey*
Mt: Okay Jay would you please try and hold it while you're around food?
Jay: *laughs* aiight mama

Everyone sits to have dinner. Kelly says grace and they all dig in.

Kelly: MamaT, you make the ugliest most delicious Turkeys I've ever tasted.
MT: *Laughs* well thank you Trené, I try
Solo: And mama, this mac-n-cheese. mm mmm mmm you put yo foot in it this time.
Julez: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh *pushes his plate away*
Solo:What's wrong baby?
Julez: U said granma put ha foot in na food. I no like feet in ma food yuck!
*Everyone laughs*
Solo: *pushes his plate back in front of him* Boy if you don't eat this food. Grandma didn't really put her foot in it, I promise.
Julez: *looks at Solo, then the plate, then back at Solo* U shure?
Solo: *laughs* Yes now eat.
Julez: Otay *eats and plays with his food*
Jay: *looks at Bey* What's wrong, you not hungry?
Bey: *holding her stomach* Baby, I don't feel too good
Jay: Bey, are you sic- -

Before he could finish Bey ran to the bathroom and puked everywhere. Jay came running after her.

Bey: *puking in the toliet*
Jay: Ohh shit, Bey you okay? *holds her hair back*
Bey: *wipes her mouth* I don't know *holds her stomach*
Jay picks Bey up and takes her to the bedroom. Then he runs back down to where the family is.

Jay: Sorry ya'll, Bey isn't feeling good so we're gonna call it a night
Chelle: Is she okay?
Jay: Yeah, I think she just has the stomach virus or something.
Mt: Well, okay. It looks like she's in good hands. Tell her we love her and we hope she feels better.
Jay: No Prob mama, ya'll enjoy the rest of the night
Everyone: You too Jay

Jay goes back upstairs. When he gets there, He see's Bey in the bathroom sitting next to the toilet with tears in her eyes.

Bey: Jay, I think I'm pregnant.
Jay: Wait, wait, wait, pregnant? how did that happen?
Bey: I think you know the process...
Jay: Yea but I mean I always pull out.
Bey: Remember when we made up last month? You didn't
Jay: Ohh shit, you haven't had a period this month?
Bey: *shakes her head*
Jay: *puts his hand on his head and sighs*
Bey: *crying* Jay I can't be pregnant. We're not married yet, my career isn't where I want it to be. I'm not ready for a baby, We're not ready for a baby. *cries harder*
Jay: *sits next to Bey* baby listen, I know we didn't plan this but this is our responsibilty. No we are not ready but we have time to get ready. Look at me *puts his hand on her chin* Baby we're gonna get through this and I'm gonna be here every step of the way. I love you and I'll never leave you. This could be the best thing for the both of us, Now stop crying baby *wipes her tears*
Bey: Yeah I guess you're right. *faint smile*
Jay: you know I'm right *kisses her forehead and gets up* Now come on *helps her off the floor* Lets go to bed and in the morning we can maybe call a doctor to come and check you out.
Bey: Okay

When they get in bed, Jay holds Bey tight.

(Jay)
I love this girl so much. I don't know what I would do without her. She's my everything. I always wanted to start a family with her. I really hope she is pregnant. I want her to have my child. *kisses her forehead*

Jay: I love you Beyoncé
Bey: *rubbing his arm* I love you too Shawn.

TBC************************************************************************************************************************************************************

Almost Caught

(The Next Day)

Bey: *wakes up to Jay staring at her* Well good morning

Jay: Good morning beautiful

Bey: *chuckles* Why are you looking at me like that?

Jay: Im just admiring your beauty, thats all

Bey: Aww babe *kisses him* Thats sweet

Jay: You're sweet *smiles*

Bey: And you're corny *laughs and gets up*

Jay: Hey, where you going?

Bey: To take a shower, I feel dirty *laughs*

Jay: Oh okay, I'll be waiting on you

Bey: *walks into the bathroom* Okay babe

*BIG THUD*

Jay: *jumps up and runs in the bathroom* Bey are you-- *busts out laughing*

Bey: *on the floor* Jay this isn't funny, help me up.

Jay: *helps her up still laughing* How the hell you fall?? *cracks tf up*

Bey: Why is all this water on the floor? *hits his arm* Shut up, its not funny

Jay: Ohh shit, I took a shower earlier but I ain't know it was water on the floor. My bad

Bey: Yea nigga "yo bad". I could have hurt myself *-_-*

Jay: *kisses her cheek* Aww I'm sorry

Bey: Mhmm whatever *runs the shower water* Now get out and let me take my shower in peace

Jay: Straight? You just gone put me out. *backs her into the wall* What if I don't want to leave? *wraps his hands around her*

Bey: Babyyyyy no I just want to take a shower by myself, is that okay?

Jay: Yes ma'am *walks out*

Bey: *to herself* what am I gonna do with him? ch.. *gets in the shower*

(45 minutes later)

Bey walks downstairs to see Jay watch Tv on the couch.

Bey: *bends down behind him putting her arms around him and kisses his neck*

Jay: *scoots over* So you're finally out the shower

Bey: Seriously? I know your not mad cause I wanted to take a shower by myself. 

Jay: Nah, it's just a lot on my mind, I'm sorry

Bey: *side eyes him* okayy

Jay: What you wanna do today?

Bey: I don't feel like doing too much of anything, Can we just stay in?

Jay: Of course cause that's what I was thinking too.

Beys phone rings

Bey: Hello?

Justin: Hey bey, This is Justin

Bey: *gets up and walks in the kitchen* Oh um hey Justin, what's up?

Justin: You left your bag in my car and I just called to let you know I was on my way to bring it to you.

Bey: NOO!!  I mean um, it's okay, It's not that important.

Justin: Well your I.D. is in it. It's okay, it won't be any trouble, I'm almost there.

Bey: *sighs* Okay

Justin: I'll be there in about 5 mins.

Bey: Okay *hangs up and walks back in the front room*

Jay: Who was that?

Bey: Oh it was just Kyra calling to check up on me. You know how she is.

Jay: *suspicous* Mm Okay

Bey: *heads for the door*

Jay: Where you going now?

Bey: Just out for a walk. you know, for some fresh air *fakes a smile*

Jay: Beyoncé, are you lying to me?

Bey: Jay, no. Why would I lie?

Jay: Mm I Don't know *gets up and goes upstairs*

Bey hurries outside while Jay is upstairs. She see's Justin parking his car and she runs to him.

Justin: *looks up* Oh hey, here's your purse

Bey: *grabs it and kisses him on the cheek* Thanks, you're a doll *walks away*

Justin: Damn, Bey it's like that?

Bey: I'm sorry *keeps walking*

Justin: *stares at her for a min then gets in his car and drives away*

When Bey gets back in her house, Jay was just coming down the stairs.

Jay: Bey, we need to talk.

Bey: *gets nervous but doesn't show it* Okay *sits on the couch* What about?

Jay: Our wedding... I know we planned it for  January but I think thats a little soon.

Bey: *sighs of relief* Me too, I mean, at first I was thinking the sooner the better but we didn't even start planning anything for it yet.

Jay: I know so how about  we don't worry about a date yet, you know, until we get organized.

Bey: I kinda like that idea. 

Jay: Glad you do *kisses her cheek.

(A Month And A Half Later *Thanksgiving 2007*)

Bey and Jay relationship is getting stronger and stronger as the time goes by. It's now Thanksgiving and all of the family is in Houston at Miss Tina's house for Thanksgiving dinner. Everyone is there (Bey, Jay, MT, Solo, Julez, Angie, Kelly, Chelle, Ty, Kyra [Her Godchild], Renay [Adopted Sister])

and they are having a ball. They are playing celebrity Charades

Kyra: *raises her hand* Oh Oh Oh Is it my turn yet?

Jay: You can go

Kyra: *smiles and jumps up* Okay, wait, can I say a phrase? *laughs*

Kelly: Yea as long as you don't say their name

Kyra: Okay.. *clears her throat and pretends like she's holding a grammy* "I would like to thank all of.. everyone for this award--"

Solo: *Jumps up* BEYONCE, That is Bey all the way.

Bey: Damn Solo, that's not me

Kyra: Yes it is... "all of everyone"? *laughs*

Bey: *thinks* aww man Kyra you bold for that...

*Everyone laughs*

Chelle: *cracking up* Slow self

Renay: *laughing her ass off* Beyoncé WTF Is a 'all of everyone'

Bey: I don't know, I was nervous.

Angie: Uh Uhn don't do my cousin, you know she be in ha own world.

Bey: *side eyes Angie* Well thank you 

Jay: *laughing*

Bey: Ugh Be quiet, I don't wanna play no more *pouts*

Kyra: Aww BeyBey don't be upset, we lubbs youuuuu *gives her a biiiig hug* 

Bey: Uh uhn, enough of the sentimental stuff. Lets play a new game. Lets play twister

Solo: Now we're talking *gets the twister mat* I'm 1st

Renay: 2nd

Angie: 3rd

Kyra: 4th

Bey: 4th

Kyra: BeyBey I already said 4 whoooa now you can't count? *busts out laughing*

Bey: ugh Ky shut uppp *laughs* I didn't hear you say 4. I want to be fourth

Kyra: And I want a lightskinned boyfriend with long hair and braces but we don't always get what we want. Sorry

Bey: Smart ass *laughs*

Solo: Okay ya'll ready?

Everybody: Yes!!

Solo: Okay Jay, you spin since you're last

Jay: Bet *spins* left hand on red

Solo: *puts her left hand on red*

Jay: *spins* Okay Renay, right foot green

(They go on, and on. Ya'll know how to play twister. Lol They are now all twisted up. Jay's butt is in Kyra's face, Renay and Bey are face to face, Angie is under everybody with Kelly's butt in her face. Chelle and Ty fell and got out a long time ago Lol)

Bey: Okay, Jay spin, and hurry, I'm catching a charlie horse.

Jay: *spins* Solo. Left foot green

Solo: Aww hell naw, that's bullshit, that's halfway across the damn world

*Everyone laughs, But When Jay laughed he farted*

Kyra: *falls out making everyone else fall* OMGGGGGG Jay, What in God's name did you eat? *gasping for air* OMG

Jay: *CTFU* Haha I'm Sorry Kyra, excuse me

Kyra: *Covering her nose* OMG DID SOMETHING CRAWL IN YOU AND KILL ITSELF?

Bey: *covering her nose* Eww Jay WTF

Renay: What the entire fuck? *runs to a window*

Solo: Damn Jay did you shit on yourself? Go check yo draws.

(Kelly, Chelle And Ty Are cracking up)

Angie: *Pinches her nose* Now That's just nasty Jay *walks outside*

Jay: I said excuse me *laughs*

MT: *Walks in the front room* Dinners re--- *sniffs* Whooo chile, what died in here?

Kyra: Jay's insides... OMG!!

MT: Ooo Lawd *walks back in the kitchen*

TBC

I LoveYou

Sorry I Took So Long To Post. My Laptop Has Been Down So I'ma Post At School. Shhhh 

&& BTW: Welcome To The World Blue Ivy!!! I Just Know You're Gonna Slay The World Just Like Your WONDERFUL, TALENTED, HUMBLE, GENIUS Parents!(: KK Here We Go!

Bey let out a big sigh and ran to get her phone. She had 4 voicemails from Jay.

Bey: Oh My God!

She hurries and calls Jay back

Jay: Its about time you called me back. I was worried about you...

Bey: Yeah, um, I'm sorry, I had a lot on my mind.

Jay: Well are you ready to talk yet?

Bey: *slurring her words* Yesssss, but not over the phone. You can come over. Where are you anyways?

Jay: I'm just around the corner, I'll be there in ten minutes.

Bey: Okay I'll be waiting *they hang up*

(Ten Minutes Later)

Jay: *walks in the house* Beyy! Beyoncé! Where you at?

Bey: *coming down the stairs* I'm right here *stumbles a bit*

Jay: *hurries to help her* Bey have you been drinking?

Bey: *kinda slurring her words* Yesss yes I have, is there a problem?

Jay: Chh...  Whatever Bey, I came to talk

Bey: I'm listeningggg

Jay: Okay I just want to say I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you Bey I swear. One thing lead to another and I apologize. *gets on his knees* Baby please, If you take me back, I promise I will never hurt you again. I love you too much to lose you. If I lose you I don't know if I will be able to live.

Bey: Jay... get up *Helps him up* I can't believe I'm saying this but I forgive you. I love you and no matter how bad you hurt me, I'm still gonna love you. You have some type of hold on me, I don't know what it is but its true. I don't want to lose you either but the shit you do has got to stop. Jay, I swear, if you do anything like this again, There will be no second or third chances. ANYTHING and it's over completely.

Jay: *looks her in her eyes* Baby I promise. *hugs her*

Bey: *kisses him* 

While they kiss, Jay picks Bey up and takes her up to their bedroom. He lays her down and strips her completely naked. He stares at her for a minute and then begins kissing all over her body. He goes down and kisses Bey's kitty and says:

Jay: I love you Beyoncé

Bey: *looking down* I love you too Shawn

Jay then began eating her out. He started out just licking her clitoris slowly making sure he gets every one of her spots.

Bey: Ahhhh Jayyy *moans* mm yess

Jay: *keeps eating*

Bey: Oooo *gasping for air* Ahhh b..b..baby

Jay: *starts fingering her while eating* 

Bey: Shiiiiit Jay.... *moans louder* Jay dont stop

Jay keeps eating for what seems like forever until Bey reaches her climax.

Bey: Damn, Jayy ahh I'm about to cumm *moans*

Just as she was about to cum, Jay moved up and slid himself inside her.

Bey: *gasping* ooohh 

Jay: *starts pumping at a medium speed* I love you Bey

Bey: *moan* I *moan* Love you *moan* too Jayyy 

Jay: *pumps faster*

Bey: Huuuuuuuuh shit harder 

Jay: *puts her leg on his shoulder and pumps as hard as he can* Whose is it?

Bey: Ahhhh shit, its yours baby mmm all yours *whimpers*

Jay: *flips Bey over and hits it from the back*

Bey: Fuck baby, I love this dick mmm

Jay: *grunts* I love this pussy, shit

Bey and Jay go at it for 2 more hours and they have climaxed numerous times.

Bey: *on top* Jayy, Im bouta cum *moans*

Jay: *grunting* Me too

Bey: Ahhhh babbbyyy *cums all over Jays dick*

Jay: *lets out a huge moan and releases himself inside bey*

They both take a minute to catch their breath.

Jay: I love you so much Bey

Bey: I love you so much more... *smiles and kisses him*

They both fall asleep.

TBC