Bonnie & Clyde: A Jayonce Story: March 2012

Friday, March 30, 2012

Blue Ivy && A Wedding

I can't believe I actually did it. I gave birth to my first child less than 2 hours ago. It wasn't all that bad. I mean it wasn't good either but I thought it would be worse. Solo made it seem like she was gonna die. Her dramatic ass.
         I looked down at Blue and she was sound asleep. She looked so peaceful and she was so beautiful. I don't know who she looks like more, me or Shawn. I rubbed her little hand and she held on tight to my finger. I smiled and a tear fell. Then I thought about that horrible night. The miscarriage. That was the worst night of my life. After that I fell into a deep depression. Shawn was worse than me. He cried every night, he didn't eat nor did he work. He wanted a child so bad and I felt it was my fault I miscarried. Hell, he even blamed me. But in reality, it wasn't my fault. It was life. I had uterine abnormalities. In other words, my uterus was oddly shaped and was weak. Which meant, once I started to show, my cervix couldn't hold the baby any longer. Shawn and I thought we would never be able to have children after that. I still somehow thought it was my fault. My thoughts ended when I heard my name.
       "Bey!..... Beyoncé!" He called.
   "Oh, huh?"
       "You okay?" He asked while running his fingers through my hair.
    "Yeah, I'm fine"
"okay well moms and Annie just got here, you want me to bring em in?"
Momma Gloria and Annie were on their way here for the wedding when I went Into labor.
               "Of course!" I told him with a smile.
About five minutes later, momma Gloria came speed-walking In. I couldn't help but chuckle.
"Aww baby!" She cried as she hugged me.
                "Hey ma. She's asleep" I said smiling, moving a little of the blanket out of her face. Annie then walked up and held me so tight I could hardly breathe!
        "Annie! Girl okay!" I said laughing.
         "Sorry, but she is gorgeous. Thank you Bee!"
         "For what?"
"For putting up with Bighead over here long enough to give me my beautiful niece" she said as she nudge his head. It was kinda big.
             "Aye, you better watch it girl!" He demanded.
     "Well it was my pleasure" I giggled.
          We all sat and talked until visiting hours were over. Only about 2 hours I mind you. Everybody went their ways. I told momma Gloria and Annie to stay at the apartment. Jay stayed with me. He made me feel like I was hogging my Pooder the way he kept asking to hold her.

I laughed and passed her to him while we talked. "How you feel? " "Extremely tried On the outside" "The inside?" I was tearing Up. "I'm... I'm so happy, I'm overjoyed. I can't explain it." He walked up and wiped my tears. "Me too baby" He kissed me and Blue's foreheads. "Although," I wiped my tears "I wish we could've still gotten a chance to get married tomorrow." He was playing with Blue's little fingers when He looked down at me. "We still can" "Huh? How ? I'm in a hospital bed" "it doesn't matter. I can call the pastor and have him do the ceremony here." I thought for a second. "Well it was gonna be a small wedding anyways." "C'mon baby, I don't wanna wait any longer. I'm ready to be an actual family. I want you to be my wife." I couldn't help but smile. "Okay, let's Do it." He smiled extra hard, jumped up and kinda screamed "yes" with my child in his arms. My eyes got uber big. "Jay! Shhh!" It was too late. Blue started to scream. It wasn't that loud, actually it was quiet, she sounded like a recording. It was so cute. "Damn, I'm sorry!" "It's okay, give her here." He put her in my arms and I rocked her. She simmered down a little when I held her hand. She was so beautiful. She fell asleep in my arms. Jay put her in the crib the hospital provided and we fell asleep. ******************** The next morning, I woke up to the sight of Jay sitting in the corner talking to Blue... I automatically knew what he was doing: Daddy Daughter Time. I thought that was just too cute. I just looked at them and smiled. I heard him say something like "Don't eat anything mommy cooks -- EVER" "Hey! I heard that!" He got up and walked over to me. He kissed my lips and then my forehead. "Hey Ma, when did you get up?" "A few minutes ago when I heard you coming for my cooking skills" "Skills?" I looked at him. "Aw babe, I'm kidding. You can throw down in the kitchen - If it's Hamburger Helper." He laughed hard and I gave him the deadliest stare known to man. He stopped laughing quick. "Anyways, when did she get up?" He passed her to me. "She hasn't been up that long. Ten, fifteen minutes maybe." "Oh okay," I looked down at her. "Hey baby. Hi." I played with her little fingers, then i rubbed her head. OOOH CHILE.. My baby has a head full of hair, and It is laid to THE GODS! "OH, Babe?" "Yeah?" "Pastor Evans said he could make it here by three" "what time is it now?" He looked at his watch. "Ten to eleven" I rocked Blue. "Did you tell the family everything?" I Bet he did. "Yep, they all said it would be nice. Ty, Angie, Gwen, and Kanye are on their way over now" Told you. "Okay, I cant wait" I smiled. Before I could say anything else, Blue burst Into tears. "Awe baby, what's the matter?" I cradled her in my arms and rocked her. "Are you hungry? Huh?" "Bey, she can't talk." I side eyed him then whipped out my boob. WHOA! When did it get this big?!? O_o I tried to get Blue to latch on but for some reason she was having trouble. "C'mon baby, you can do it." "What's wrong?" Shawn walked up to see what's wrong. "She won't latch on." I kept trying. She had her mouth open searching for my nipple so clear she was hungry. Finally, she latched on. "Wheww, there you go" I squeezed my eyes shut. Damn!! This shit hurts! "Babe, what's wrong?" "Nothing, This just really hurts." He rubbed my back. "Aw baby, you'll get used to it." ******************** 12㏘ "Bey what are you doing? Texting?" Gwen walked up and asked me. "No, I'm on Facebook." "Facebook?" "Yeah, I'm not as me though, they don't know they're talking to me." Does that make sense? She laughed "what? How?" "Come here, look!" I showed her my page on my Blackberry™. My name was Giselle Beyfam Jackson. Slick right? They'll never know it's me. "Giselle Jackson? You came up with that all by yourself?" She laughed. I didn't, "Yes, Yes I did! You have something better?" She stopped talking and went to sit down. "That's what I thought." I laughed. TBC,..................... This Was OD Boring But Okay :)

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

OH BABY!!

Bey: get off me! I gotta pee ugh!

Solo: piss ass

Bey: up yours piggy! *waddles to the bathroom*

(A few moments later)

Bey: SOLO! I THINK SHE'S COMING!!!!!

Solo ran into the bathroom über fast!

Solo: What? When? Now? Oh my God, She's coming? My niece Is coming!!!! We gotta get to the hospital. Wait, Bey stop panicking!!!

Bey: SOLANGE!!!! Shut up! No One is panicked but you! My water only broke! Calm down and go call mom, and Jay! *Breathes in and out*

Solo:*calming down* you're right, Okay you stay here. Just Don't have that Baby on my bathroom floor

Bey: Shut Up And go!! *gets up and gets the bags her and Jay had ready. Gotta be prepared :)*

(15 minutes later)

Solo: Okay, Jay is on his way to the hospital.

Bey is lying on the couch squeezing a towel doing breathing exercises. She's having minor contractions.

Bey: *hee hee hoo* what about momma? *hee hee hoo*

Solo: Her too, Come on, *helps her off the couch*

Bey:*still breathing hard* Ahhhhhhh, Oh My God!!!! *squeezes Solo's hand* OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!!!! IT HURTS!!!!

Solo: Owwww Bey!!! I know, Come on.

Solo carefully helps Bey into the car. Solo was driving As fast As she Could when the contractions started to get worse. Bey got really cranky.

Bey: Ow ow ow!!!!!! Shit!!! Solo drive faster!!! Ahhhhhhhmmmmmmmh!!!

Solo: Bey. I can't! There is a accident. The road is blocked.

Bey: Ahh, What? *gets out the car*

Solo: Bey? Where you going? BEYONCE?!

Bey walked over to the officer who was patrolling the area Of the accident and tapped him on the shoulder.

Bey: *holding her stomach* excuse me sir? *breathing hard*

Officer: *not looking At her* what is it?

Bey: uh, How long will the road Be blocked?

Officer: not until this accident clears *still not looking*

Bey: *taps him Again*

Officer: look, I can't.......*He finally turned around*

Bey:*holds her stomach and raised her eyebrow*

Officer: Are you..... Beyonce?

Bey: Well what Do ya know? *whispers* I am

Officer: OH. MY. GOD! I LOVE YOU! I'VE BEEN YOUR STAN SINCE DESTINY'S CHILDREN!! GUUUUR CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH????

Bey:*feels another contraction coming* Thank you. I'll Do you on better, I'm in labor and if you can get me to the hospital ASAP, I'll give you VIP passes to my next concert. Just please *snatches him up* GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!!!

Officer: OH SHIT! *takes her to the police car* We'll Be there in ten minutes.

Solo:*runs Up* Hey! What are you doing with my sister??

Bey: He's taking me there. Just follow him. Ahhhhh *moans loudly* SHITTT!!!

Solo does As told and the officer turns on his siren and speeds through traffic. They made it to the hospital in five minutes time. The nurse sent Bey straight to her room.

(An Hour Later: Beys Room)

Bey: AHHHHHHH!!!!! OH MY GOD, GET THIS BABY OUT OF ME!!! TAKE. IT. OUT. TAKE IT OUT PLEASEEEEE!!!!! AHH!

Solo: Bey, Shhh. You're Only a few centimeters dilated, We have a while.

Bey: *crying* It's like a basketball is coming out Of my pussy! This hurts So badddd!!!!!!!!

Solo: Julez was much worse.*giggles* Hold my hand.

Bey:*grabbing her hand* Mmmm Okay

Just then Jay and Miss Tina walk In.

Miss Tina: Aww my baby! *misses her forehead*

Jay: Hey baby, How you doing?

Bey: *crying* Jay this hurts So bad, I don't know If I can Do this!

Jay: Baby, don't say that. You can Do this and I'll Be here every step of the way. *Smiles and kisses her*

The doctor walks in.

Doc: How you doing Ms. Knowles?

Bey: This hurts So bad!!! What Do you think Jack???

Jay: Bey,.

Bey: Shut The Hell Up Jay!!!

Doc: Let me check you and if you're At least 5 centimeters dilated, I'll give you An epidural, would you like that?

Bey: yes Please!

He checked her and she was 6 centimeters dilated So doc gave her the epidural. She was still in pain for about ten minutes Until it kicked in.

(4Hours Later)

Jay: *talking into the camera* She's Now been here six hours, She's doing pretty good I must say. *points the camera towards Bey* How you feeling ma?

Bey: *half sleep, half woke and high a fuck* Im gooood, I just chdsrfcvhiiknkloi

Jay: You what?

Bey:*slurry* I said, I can't wasrrtgffyvhjijbjiknnkknn

Jay:*laughs* Bey, that epidural got you gone! My baby high!

MT: Jay, get that camera out my baby's face and have a seat...

Jay: But....

Ty:*him, Angie, Gwen, Kelly, Michelle, And Kanye got there a couple hours ago* But nothing. Jay sit your happy ass down. You been recording since before We got here!

Jay: I don't wanna miss nothing.

Gwen: Nothing is happening! *Laughs*

Angie: Hey, don't give my cuz too much. This is his first baby. He's happy.

Jay: Thank you... chh

(3 Hours later: 8:45pm)

Everyone is sleeping. They've been there for about ten hours so everyone is a little exhausted. Suddenly, MT hears Bey moaning and groaning in her sleep. Bey then woke up crying and moaning.

Bey: Ma, Go get the doctor. Ahhhhh!!!!!

She goes to get the doctor.

Doc:*looks At her cooch* You're crowning. You're gonna have to push.

Nurse: I'm sorry, one person only can be here while she delivers.

Jay: That would Be me..

Nurse: Okay.*makes everyone leave while Jay goes to hold Bey's hand*

Doc: Okay Ms. Knowles, I'm gonna need you to push for the count of ten okay?

Bey: ahhmmmmm okay

Doc: Okay, 1,2,3 Push... *Bey pushes and the doctor counts to ten* That was good. Give me another strong push. 1,2,3

Bey:*pushes* Ajhhhhhhhhhhjbvcdthbbjkkbvddthb

Doctor: You're doing great, one more time.

Jay: Yea baby your doing good

Bey: *pushing* AHHHHH!!!! JAY FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! *baby comes out and the doctor throws her (not literally) onto Bey's chest* Omg, Hi! *looking At her*

Baby:*cries*

Jay: *crying recording everything*

Nurse: Do you have her Name?

Bey: *Looks up At Jay and smiles* Yes, Blue Ivy Carter....

TBC

Okay, This Was Supposed To Be My Last Post But I Thought Long And Hard.. After Y'all Dragged Me And Cursed Me Out I Realized Y'all Like My Blog. I Can't Leave Y'all. :) I Love Y'all And Thank You So Much For Reading!

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Saturday, March 10, 2012

HOW COULD HE??

Solo: What? What's Wrong?

Bey: We going to mommy house! Daddy done lost his fucking mind!

Bey jumped her pregnant ass up out the bed throwing on her shoes. She dropped the phone moving so fast so Solo went to pick it up.

Bey: talk To mommy and try and calm her down.

Solo: Calm her down? What is going on? *holds phone To her ear* Momma?

MT: *crying*

Solo: What did daddy do?

MT: Go ask his nappy head hoe he was fucking!!

Solo: What? Wait, wait, HE CHEATED?!?!

Bey: No Solo, They played monopoly! Duh he cheated!!

Solo: But bitch hold on!...

Bey: Don't fucking try it! Just drive me to mommy's house!

Solo: Why can't you drive yourself? Oh wait, ya big ass can't drive! Oops!

Bey: You know What? Your ignorance was not needed! Just take me! *Snatches The Phone* mommy we'll be there in a minute.

Solo: You need to hurry and drop that load with your pregnant ass! *gets in the car*

Bey: Bitch, shut up and drive the car! *closes her car door*

20 minutes later

Bey: *bursts in the house* Where is he?!

MT: *crying*

Bey walks over and wraps her arm around her.

(Bey)

When I saw mommy crying, It broke my heart. I've Never seen her cry this hard in my life. Yeah, she's cried before but never this hard. I couldn't help but cry and no It wasn't my hormones this time. How could he do this to her? And they were talking about renewing their vows. I wrapped my arms around her and hugged her tight. I couldn't believe it.

(Solo)

I ran inside the house to find Bey and momma bawling on the floor. I was so mad but seeing them made my heart drop. I was ready to merk a bitch but momma doesn't need this. Not right now. I just walked over and hugged them both. Momma never cried this hard before. Why would he cheat? They were so happy! At least I thought. *gets mad again* He told me he wouldn't hurt her or us! He promised! I'm gonna kill him!!

(Back At the house)

Kelly: I wonder what's going on? They looked really upset! *moves her piece in checkers*

Angie: I know but we'll just have to Wait until they get back *moves her piece* YAS! KING ME,BITCH!! Or should I say QUEEN ME *smiles*

Kelly: Bitch, how you get all the way over here? Cheating ass, I'm not kinging nothing!

Angie: *Laughs* You mad? Hahahaha king me king me with your flop ass! Haha

Kelly: Hell No, I'm not Playing no more! *gets up*

Angie: hahaha I can't believe you are this mad!

Angie was dying laughing while Kelly went to watch television. Angie was laughing so loud and being so annoying.

Kelly: ugh! Shut up!

Angie: Why you mad?

Kelly: cause you cheated smurf!

Angie: I didn't! I was winning and you will deal!

Angie laughed and flopped on the couch next to Kelly.Just then,Jay walked In.

Jay: Hey wassup Y'all?

Kelly and Angie: Hey Jay!

Kelly: we're just waiting On Bey...

Jay: She's not here?

Angie: nah, her and Solo stormed out of here a while ago.

Kelly: Maybe you should call her.

Jay: I will in a minute, Y'all gone chill here?

Angie: eh, yeah we cool.

Jay: aight, I'll be back.

Jay goes upstairs and drops his jacket and phone on the bed and kicked his shoes off. He went to the bathroom cause he had to take a piss. Lol When he came out, he called Bey.

*Phone call*

Jay: Bey? Baby you Ok?

Bey: *crying* yeah, I'm fine Jay.

Jay: are you crying? Why are you crying?

Bey: Jay not right now. I'll call you back later Okay?

Jay: Bullshit! Tell me what's Wrong?

Bey: MY DAD CHEATED ON MY MOM! DAMN ARE YOU HAPPY!!! *cries*

Jay: You at moms house?

Bey: *sniffs* mhmm

Jay: I'm on my way

Bey: OK.

(Jay)

The moment I got off the phone, I threw all my shit back on. Mathew shouldn't have done that. That's fucked up. I hope she don't find out that I knew. It's not like I knew for a while. I caught him and her kissing at some restaurant and few days ago. He told ME he would shut that bitch out. I should have told Bey. Damn,she gone kill me if she finds out.

(Ten minutes later)

Jay: moms. Open up.

MT: *opens door, eyes bloodshot red*

Jay: *hugs her* you Okay?

MT: yeah, Bey and Solo came and calmed me down.

jay: You sure?

MT: yeah I'm fine baby *puts her hand on his face* everything happens for a reason *faint smile** Jay: alright.. wheres Bey?

MT: she's upstairs..

Jay: Ima go check on her. I'll be right back

Jay went upstairs to find Bey. He looked in all the rooms. She wasn't there. As he was headed back downstairs, he heard her sniffing. He looked around and saw the balcony door open.

Jay: Bey.... you Okay?

Bey: *staring blankly* 26 years. They were together TWENTY... SEVEN... YEARS! How could he do this to her? How? He promised us *sniff* that he would never leave nor hurt my mom in any way. *cries* how could he do this?

Jay walks over and comforts her. She turned around and cried on her chest. Jay's eyes were watering. He couldn't stand to see his baby like that.

Jay: Bey, look at me *she looks up at him* Baby, everything will be fine. Moms is a strong woman. She's gonna get through this and So are you. And for Mathew, he's an ass. This is his lost. He just lost a beautiful wife and two gorgeous daughters.

Bey: *crying* I just cant believe he just cheated! If it were me...

Jay: It Won't be you. It will never be you. Listen, I know I fucked up in the past, but I'm a changed. I will never hurt you like this, I love you too much baby. Don't ever let that thought come into your mind again, okay?

Bey: *sniff* okay

Jay: I love you *kisses her*

Bey: I love you too *passionate kiss*

(Two weeks later )

Miss Tina and mathew haven't spoken since what happened. She told him "to let that ratchet bitch take care of him" (Yass Miss Tina)

It's now a day before the wedding (April 3rd) and Bey And Jay are separated for their parties.

*Phone Call*

Bey: Omg Baby! I can't believe we're getting married tomorrow! Are you excited??

Jay: Yeah but it seems like we're already married. *Sexy Jay-Z laugh*

Bey: I know but It is gonna Be official! I'm marrying the man of my dreams!

Jay: and I'm marrying the queen of mind.

Bey: Awe Baby, I love you!

*In Bey's background*

Solo: BITCH! Get off the phone! Y'all are separated for a reason!!

Bey: *giggles* Piggy, shut up! *to Jay* obviously I have to Go. I love you Mr. Carter!

Jay: I love you more Mrs. Carter!

Bey: No I love you more!

Jay: I love YOU more!

Solo: *snatches the phone* She loves you more. Bye! *hangs up*

Bey: You a rude bitch, You know that right?

Solo: *fake cries* Thu, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me!! *hugs her tight*

Bey: get off me! I gotta pee ugh!

Solo: pissy ass!

Bey: Up yours piggy! *waddles to the bathroom*

*a few moments later*

Bey: SOLO!!! I THINK SHE'S COMING!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED

Didn't Have Time To Proof Read But Thanks For Reading :)

Friday, March 2, 2012

Done Lost Yo Damn Mind

Bey: ANGIE! TELL ME WHAT --
Solo: BEY! Look At This!
Bey: What?

Bey looked at Solo's laptop and it had a picture of Jay with his arms around Rihanna, laughing. They were looking into each others eyes. Everyone got quiet while Bey stood there almost In tears. (Partly because her hormones are effed at)

Bey: Is That?... NO, it can't Be. They're just friends.

Kelly: Isn't that how he looks At you?

Bey: Yeah but, NO, She's getting married to Chris. Y'all not finna get me to believe Jay is cheating. No!

Solo: I'm not saying anything like that.

Angie: I'm saying the way she's looking at him, She wants him to.

Kelly: wait, yall dont know what's going on, stop jumping to conclusions.

Bey: Thank you, change the subject PLEASE!!

Kelly: BEY OMG! IT'S A SPIDER ON YOUR SHOULDER!

Bey: What! WHERE?! OMG GET IF OFF!!!! *Screams*

Bey jumped up wiping off her shoulders, twirling In circles screaming get it off. Kelly, Angie, And Solo were dying laughing!

Solo: Bey! Bey! Chill, She Was kidding! *laughs*

Bey: *stops , out of breath* What?? (Her hair is all over her face)

Kelly: there was nothing on your shoulder! *dies laughing*

Bey: UGH!! I HATE YOU!! YOU KNOW SPIDERS CREEP ME OUT! YOU AIN'T SHIT!!! *storms to her room*

Kelly: *shouts* I LOVE YOU BEY!

Bey: -Screams - SCREW YOU!

Bey slammed the door. She went to fix her hair In the mirror and got to thinking...

(Bey)
That Is how he looks At me. Wait, Beyonce don't start this, Jay wouldn't cheat on you. He loves you. You're pregnant with his baby. Getting married In less thenva month. *Breathes deeply* You know what, I'm gonna call Rihanna.

(Phone Convo)
Rihanna: Hello?

Bey: hey rih!

Rih: Heeey Beey! Wassup mama?

Bey: Nothing much, just waiting to see My baby..

Rih: Awe little momma should Be here soon.

Bey: As much as I wanna see her, I was talking about Shawn.* giggles*

Rih: Oh Him? He's over here, hold on. Jeeey!!!!

Bey: wait, he's there? Why Is he over there??

Rih: he just stopped by to give me the new work schedule for next week.

Bey: Oh, I kinda wanted to ask you. You and Jay are just friends right?

Rih: yeah of course. He's like My brother Bey you know that.. something wrong?

Bey: nevermind, I shouldn't have asked. Just can you tell Jay I'm waiting on him?

Rih: yeah, will do

Bey: thanks Rihanna. Bye *they hang up*

(Bey)
Chh.. Beyonce, he's not cheating. *chuckles* I knew it. Solo and Angie just Be trying me.

Bey laid down on the bed and was prepared to take a nap. As soon as she closed her eyes, her phone started ringing. It was Miss Tina.

Bey: hey ma!

Mt: *Crying* Beyunsay?

Bey: ma? What's wrong? Are you okay??

Mt: NO I'M NOT OKAY! I WALKED IN ON YOUR FATHER HAVING SEX IN MY HOUSE, IN MY BED! NO I'M NOT OKAY!!

Bey: Wait, Wait, Wait! What did you say?? HAVING SEX?? Oh HELL NO, SOLO!! SOLANGE!!

Solange runs and bursts In her room.

Solo: what?? What's wrong??

Bey: We going to momma house! Daddy done lost his fucking mind!!!

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Until The End Of Time

Idk What Happened To The End Of My Last Post But Basically They Fucked And Bey Said She Had Something To Tell Jay. Kk Now Read.......

Bey: Jay I have something to tell you.

Jay: *sits up* Wassup?

Bey: well, Justin called me earlier...

Jay: WHAT THE F-- *lowers his voice* What did he want?

Bey: Well he wanted to do a single with me...

Jay: What kind of song?

Bey: a love song and Jay before you say anything, it's a really beautiful song. it's describing how I feel about us actually. I think you will really love it. just please listen to it before you say no.

Jay: I wasn't gonna say NO. I think it might Be a good idea. where is it?

Bey gets up and gets the demo out of her purse. She puts the CD in the CD player and plays the demo. Bey was smiling because she saw Jay bobbing his head to the beat. He liked it.

Jay: Yeah, That's kinda hot. When did He send this to you.

Bey: Well that's the thing. Actually I went to go get it earlier. That's where I was when you called.

Jay took a seat on the bed. He just knew it was bad news coming.

Jay: that's why you were moaning on the phone? He ate you out again huh?

Bey: What? NO! First We were eating at LaVerdé then he took me up to his room...

Jay: WTF?? That nigga tried something --

Bey: Jay! Will you STFU and listen!!

Jay: Damn, okay.

Bey: As I was saying, he took me to his room to get a bag of clothes for the baby that he bought. My feet started to ache, So he rubbed them. That's why I sorta moaned when you called. Nothing else happened.

Jay: you sure nothing else happened?

Bey: Yes baby. *walks over to him* I didn't know how you would take it so I didn't say anything. I'm sorry I lied. I hope youre not upset.

Jay: I'm not upset. It's okay. *smiles*

Bey: Really? Not about the song either?

Jay: Nah, I like it.

Bey: well that went better then I thought. *giggles*

Jay: *kisses her* come on, let's go to bed.

Bey: okay babe

A month later, Bey and Justin have finished the song "Until The End Of Time". Bey Is now 8 months pregnant and ready to pop!! Bey and Jay have also been planning their wedding. All that's left is Bey's wedding dress.

(In the bridal shop)

Miss Tina: Beyunsay hurry on out here.

Bey: NO!!

Solo: yes, you've been in there forever. Let us see!

Bey: No! I'm fat!

Kelly: No, you're pregnant! Get out here!

Bey: I'm not coming out. I'm not getting married. I'm fat!!

Angie: You know what?? *goes into the dressing room*

Bey: No! Angie get out!! Get off me!

Angie: Get yo ass out there! *slightly pushes Bey out*

Miss Tina: Awe baby, you look beautiful!

Bey has on a beautiful strapless white Versace dress with pretty ruffles going all the way down the dress. It also has a really long train.

Solo: Awe, I'm gonna cry. You look gorgeous Thu!

Bey: really? I don't look look fat?

Kelly: No Bey, you're pregnant. And you look amazing so stop saying you're fat.

Bey: *smiles* Awe thank you Kelly!! *hugs her*

Bey takes off the dress and puts back on her clothes. As her and the gang went to check out, Bey saw a familiar face.

Bey: Rihanna?? What are you doing here??

Rihanna: Heey Beey! I'm geeting mareied. I deednt tell you??

Bey: No! Girl, Chris proposed??

Rihanna: jess, he popped zee quest-on.*ugly laughs*

Bey: Awe Congrats! *hugs her*

Solo: Who is Rihanna, Bey?

Bey: you know Rihanna, Jay signed her a few years ago.

Solo: OH! Yeah, Barbados! Hey chick.

Kelly: *nudges Solo* Don't Be rude! Nice to see you again Rihanna! And Congrats!

Rihanna: tank you.* smiles* And Beeey, you are geetting beeg momma. *rubs her belly*

Bey: I know. 8 months. *cheeses*

Rihanna: aww aunties baby. :)

Bey: Yea, *laughs* well We gotta go. Call me, and tell Chris I said hello!

Rihanna: Okeyy, tell me bro jeey I said heeey also.

Bey: alright, will Do.

Bey pays for her dress and the family heads back to Bey's house. Bey goes to hang up her dress and goes back down with everyone else.

Bey: I can't believe Rihanna is getting married. I honestly didn't think her and Chris would last.

Kelly: yeah all their problems and issues Be In the public. We don't need to know they business.

Angie: and the way she Be trying Jay, I'm surprised --

Bey: Wait, whoa. Whoa!! What are you talking about?

Angie: huh?

Bey: You said the way she tries Jay! What Do you mean?

Angie: nothing nevermind...

Bey: No, Angie, Don't start that. Say what you were going to say..

Angie: nothing Bey! Its nothing.

Bey: ANGIE!! I hate when you do this!! Tell me what ---

Solo: Bey! Look At this!!

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!

I Ain't Shit For This But Thanks For Reading!!!

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Bonnie & Clyde: A Jayonce Story